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Super Big Gulp

Apparently we had 8 prison escapees in our area committing robberies. They stole GUNS! laptops, cash and jewelry. The police I believe nabbed two of them. One may have been handcuffed on one hand, but escaped. One was shot in the knees.

One of them was on my property and must have lost his black magic bottle. It is called an Orasion (spelling?). It is in Bisayan and possibly latin.

Freaked us out a bit. It is a prayer to protect one of the robbers from bullets! He must have dropped it when he was eating the mango! Police have a shoot to kill in place. Not sure if the owner who lost it was the one who got shot.

Since finding and opening and reading this 4 or 5 days ago I have:

1. Lost a 4 year client.
2. Was incurred a surprise $500 invoice
3. got in a fight (won if you measure by blood spilled)

I did not know I was not supposed to read it!

Philippines Black Magic Scrolls

This great download includes:

1-900-Answering Machine Message

3 Different Rings

24 hours CTU mix – ringtone Nokia 6230i

Air alert NEW

AKindOfMagic NEW

Alarm1 NEW

Alarm2 NEW

American Soldiers

Annoying Ringtones Very Funny

Answering Machine – Scooby Doo

Answering Machines Messages – Phone Tap Warning

AnybodyThere NEW

Astrolab NEW

Attack ! NEW

Austin power’s You Ring My Bell Babby NEW

Baby hejsan svejsan det är bara jag NEW

Baby Laugh

Baby NEW

BadBarber NEW

BallaBaby NEW

Banana Phone

Baseball Choir Let´s Go Angels

Basil Fawlty Answer The Telephone

Beer Song

Beethoven´s 5th Pick Up

Billy Conelly

Borat Ringtone

Boss pick up

Bring me good news

Brown Bear In The Air (Jamba)

Cat Fight

Cat Meows

Cat Purring

Cell Ringing

Chicken Coop

Chiken Mix

Coca cola

Coldplay – Speed Of Sound

Cow and Chicken

Cow laughin

Crank – Chev’s Ringtone

Crazy Frog Speed (Remix)

Darth_Vader_Orgasm

Day-o

Del boy

Did You Miss Me

Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood

Disco Star!

Dog Growl

Donald Duck

Drunk Phone

Ear Hole

Elephant

Elvis Answering Machine Message

Elvis Presley – Answering Machine Message

Explosion Ringtone

Extreme Orgasm

Family Guy – answering machine

Fart Technotone 2

Farting Rocket

Ferd Flinstone

Ferrari Owner

Ferrari Vodafone Ringtones

Franchini Batista

Fucking_Ringtones (what a ringtone should sound like)

FUNNY TRUE RING TONES

George Costanza – George’s Answering Machine – Seinfeld

Ghetto Mama

Give Me Some Attention

God Jul

Godzilla Roar (Ringtone)

Gong

Group Mixer!

Gun shot

Happy Birthday Song

Hello

Hello!

Hey Sexy Man

Hey you pick me up ringtone

Hey Your Phone Is Ringing

Hey Your Phone is Ringing trow it or pick it up

HiHiiiii Hahaaaa

Hispanic

Homer

Homer Simpson – nacho man

Hot And Sticky

Hypnotic Realtone Well It Might Work

I Know A Tone That Will…

I´ve got a friend

I´ve Gotta Custom Ringtone

Im Popular Popular

Indian Answer The Phone

Indian crazy frog

Indian Outraged

Indian Phone Advisor

Indian Please Pick Up

Indiana Jones – Ringtone

Irritating

It´s Your Phone

Ive got a friend

Jamboree Ringtone

Jamster Ringtones – Pick Up The Phone

John Cleese-Fawlty Towers Answering Machine

Jurassic Park – T-Rex Roar

Just For Laffs

Kill Bill Nurse Whisle Ringtone

Kookaburra Bird

Let Me Out Ya Fone

Little Britain Ringtone

Lost Phone

Lost Phone Ringtone

Mad Answering Machine Message

Mad Cow

Madonna – Hung Up

Mafia

Marge Simpson

Matrix Battle Scene Ringtone

Message Coming

Message Now Coming!

Messagetone Austin Powers Phone

Mexican Hat

Micheal Caine Blows Your Head Of

Mission Impossible

Mix And……

Moaning

Modern Phone

Mosquito

Nagging Phone

Nee Daa Nee Nee Nee

Nosey Sod

Old_Phone

One Missed Call Ringtone

One missed call Ringtone High Quality

OrgasmNonStop_PCM_128

Osama Bin Laden Calling

Oy No Not You

Ozzy Answer The Fuckin’ Phone

Pack Of Wolves

Phone Poser

Pick Up The Phone

Pirates Of The Carribean – Main Theme

Porky Pig Swearing

Pot Smokers Answering Machine

Psycho Frog

Psycho Frog Beatbox

Psycho Frog Ring Ring

Pulp Fiction

Santas Phone Answer Message

Sex

Sexy you’ve got mail

Shut up

Silly Sal

Simpsons (Itchy & Scratchy)

Singing Indian!

Smoke on the water

SMS Arrived

Sonando Mi Telefono

Sounds Of Nature-Frogs,Birds, 101 Digital Sound Effects

Star Trek – Answering Machine Message

Star Trek – Captian Incoming Message

Star Wars – Chewbacca – Yell

Stop Messin About!

Storm, Thunder, Wind, And Rain

Stupid Ringtone

Super Mario Bross Ringtone

Superman Returns Oficial

Svara unge skywalker

Sweety And Fluffy – Little Birds Rock

Sweety The Chick (Real Tone)

The Simpsons – Homer Simpson Answering Machine

Theme – Pink Panther Ringtones

Tosser Detection System

Urgent Message

V8 Race Car Engine (Ringtone Version)

Wanker

Wat Up

Wazz Up…

Whoo Haa Haa

Wii Sports Theme – Ringtone

Yoda Laugh

Yoda message

Your Boyfriend Wants To Talk

Puerto Galera (Sinandigan, Sabang) Beach House For Sale

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Sinandigan -1 Bedroom on 700+ sq meters

-100 Degree View of Water overlooking Verde Island

-100 Sq Meter Floor Space

-Cement

-Great Tiles and Bathroom!

-Electric Cable Wired Internet and 3G Available

-Large Porch facing Vedrde Island with dual ceiling fans

-Dual Air Conditioners (rarely needed)

-Fenced

-Breezy

-Rainwater Collection System

-Solar and Wind Power Ready

-Generator House/Drying Room

-Free Food: Bananna, Coconut, Molungi and Papaya Trees

-Quiet Neighbors

-Dog and Cat Friendly

-Concrete Driveway

-Monthly electric P2000-P4000

-If you like rainbows, this is the place for you!

-If you like tropical birds, this is the place for you!

-This is a beautiful tropical hideaway. The perfect homebase for your Philippines travels or retirement.

-World Class Scuba Diving is at your fingertips.

-Located in an exclusive new subdivision in Sinandigan.

-Watch your property value skyrocket.

-Easily build a rental property or a new house on the second side of the lot.

$107,700.00   P4.75M email pioutsource@gmail.com for more pics

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World class scuba diving, snorkeling, hiking, biking, sailing, boating and Island hopping is all around you or just minutes away.

Build the perfect homebase for your Philippines travels or retirement with water, mountain and Verde Island views.

This is a beautiful tropical hideaway located in an exclusive new subdivision nicknamed “Beverly Hills” in Sinandigan, Sabang, Puerto Galera, Oriental Mindoro, Philippines.

On-site reliable guidance to building an ocean view house in Sinandigan, Philippines is available to help you build your dream home.

Latitude 13°31’17.09″N Longitude: 120°58’56.24″E
100-150 Feet Elevation from Sea Level

Early buyers get to pick the best property with the best ocean view.
All lots have clear title.
Early buyers can choose custom lot size
Electric, cable, wired internet and 3G available
Quiet expat neighbors
Ocean Breeze
Private road access
Private hiking path access down to ocean
Future deep well access
Weekly garbage pickup

Watch your property value skyrocket!

Travel and Transportation Costs from Manila To Sinadigan
Bus P166
Boat P240

Puerto Galera, Sabang, Sinandigan, Oriental Mindoro Properties
Only three hours from Ermita, Manila
Only one hour from Batangas

Animals OK! There is a tribe of 15 monkeys close by
Dog and cat friendly
If you like rainbows and tropical birds this is the place for you
No nearby goat or chicken pens (No early morning noise!)

Average House on a lot incurs a monthly electric bill of P2000-P4000

Other Amenities

18 minute walk to the colorful nightlife of Sabang.
The Shooting Range – Fire an AK-47
Hash House Harriers – On On!

Local Dive Sites:

Spots 1 to 11 Talipanan Reef to Oddie’s Dingding
1. Talipanan Reef -Talipanan Reef, which is located less than 1 kilometer from the shore, is a towering underwater formation with a depth ranging from 15meters / 15feet for advanced recreational dives up to 80meters / 264feet for Trimix dives. This great dive site has a rich variety of marine life. Sighted in these waters are schools of mackerel, barracuda, and batfish as well as Leopard and Eagle Rays. Deeper descents allow an encounter with White Tip, Black Tip, and Grey Reef Sharks. While mid water, one can be close to Surgeonfish, Unicornfish and Giant Tuna. There is a big quantity of hard and soft corals shaped by frequent currents passing this area.
2. Manila Channel – A 15-minute boat ride away, the Manila Channel is located between Medio and Boquete Islands. Although generally a great beginning recreational dive destination, the site offers an enjoyable experience regardless of diving skill because of the assortment of marine life that can be found within these waters. The area demonstrates slight to strong currents but remain mostly consistent throughout. Spotted here are mid-sized groupers (often camouflaged), Porcupinefish, Clownfish, Pufferfish, colorful Christmas Tree Worms and occasional Sea Turtles. Found in large number are stony hard and soft corals which include Gorgonian Sea Fans, Green Tree Corals as well as a variety of Whip corals and sponges.
3. Batangas Channel – A 10-minute boat ride, the Batangas Channel separates Medio Island from the Mindoro mainland. The dive here ranges in depth from 5meters / 17feet to 15meters / 50feet. Ocean adventurers of all skill sets should find this location appealing as it offers a drift dive experience depending on the current and the tide. Divers are treated to strange and unusual rock and coral formations as well as extraordinary marine life like Blue-ribbon Eels and Stonefish. Common around these waters are populations of small tropical fish. In their anemones are Clownfish, Yellowtail fish, Cleaner Wrasse, Parrotfish, Triggerfish and often camouflaged Frogfish.
4. The Hill – The Hill is an interesting dive destination because of its large diversity of corals, fans and sponges. One of the more protected sites in the area, the spot can be reached by a 12-minute boat ride from Sabang. At around 5meters / 17feet, the peak is inhabited by Green Tree corals, coral heads and sponges, as well as fertile fields of soft corals. The reef then drops to 15meters / 50feet to more fantastic marine life. An excellent dive during slack water, this is also a perfect spot for macro photography. Common around these waters are a number of species of sea cucumber, vibrant nudibranchs, mandarinfish, lizardfish and butterflyfish.
5. Coral Gardens – Just a 12-minute boat ride from Sabang, Coral Gardens is an underwater garden of hard, soft and sandy head corals and sponges. A magnificent site for snorkeling as the reef starts in shallow water, it slowly slopes off to as deep as 10meters / 33feet. Ideal for underwater photography because of adequate light reaching underwater, it is truly a site to behold for all types of divers. A vast number of species of tropical fish are common in the site. Among them are Gobies, Anthias, Pipefish, Angelfish, Lizardfish, Damsels and Rock Cods. Other creatures housed in the corals, rock formations and small caves are Juvenile Wrasse, Moray Eels and, from time to time, the Whitetip Reef Shark.
6. North Point – North Point is located at the northernmost part of Medio / San Antonio Island and is a 10-minute boat ride from Sabang. Pretty much similar to Coral Gardens, the depth ranges from 5meters / 17feet to 12meters / 40feet. The current may rise during a change in tides but this is still generally a good spot even for beginning recreational divers. A white sandy bottom of coral and rock formations is a sight to see. Common here are Staghorn corals, Basket sponges as well as Plate corals. These large corals house a lot of types of small fish while turtles and reef sharks are also spotted around these waters.
7. Marcus Cave A 10-minute boat ride away, Marcus Cave is a Technical / Trimix dive spot located north of San Antonio Island. Divers have to descend to about 40meters / 132feet to reach the wall and eventually make another drop to the bottom at around 55meters / 182 feet. Types of whip corals and sea fans line up the way to this scenic cavern. White Reef Sharks are known to occasionally visit while at the entrance of the cave, groups of small fish are common. Also seen here are Marble Rays that sometimes lie in sandy parts of this site. Good to know: In the cave, a plaque is displayed in memory of a diver named Marcus who, apparently, lived way after his last dive here.
8. Sweetlip Corner – Further out to deep waters, 10 minutes away by boat, a Sweetlip Corner dive is a two-part descent. The initial descent takes divers to a Whip coral field inhabited by Surgeonfish and Red Emperor fish. The second descent sends divers to the corner where Yellow-ribbon Sweetlips have taken on a natural habitat. The spot has an opening through the rock which serves as a tunnel leading back to the reef. Other marine life common during the dive are Reef Sharks, Bull Rays, Emperors and Batfish as well as Dog Tooth Tuna and Yellowfin Tuna.
9. Secret Reef – Secret Reef, about 12 minutes away by boat, is another Technical / Trimix dive spot best visited during slack high tide. The depth range of this dive is 40meters / 132feet to 65meters / 215feet. It begins with a descent to the bottom which is sandy and slanting. At the end of the incline appears a majestic rocky formation. Encountered during this whole experience are Long Whip Corals, Basket Sponges, Black Coral, and big fish such as Jackfish, Snappers, Batfish and Barracudas.
10. Mamoods Reef- Mamoods Reef is located about 8 minutes from Sabang and is best visited during slack high tide. From an amazing patch of basket sponges, fan and whip corals at around 30meters / 99feet, divers are treated to a huge variety of gorgonian fans while dropping to a sandy valley below at around 50meters / 165 feet. Visitors to this spot will be delighted to see Triggerfish, Sweetlips, Surgeonfish and several species of Moray Eels swimming through the area.
11. Oddie’s Dingding – Oddie’s Dingding or Oddie’s Wall is a tall wall found just off the Manila Channel, a heavy population of deep purple to bright orange Gorgonian Sea Fans, Black Corals, Giant Clams and Barrel Sponges surround the area. This creates a colorful and lively living space for Sea Snakes, Moray Eels, Triggerfish, Trumpetfish and Fusiliers. Depth range is from 24meters / 79feet to 45meters / 149feet and is best visited during slack high tide with an experienced guide to help you get through the currents that make this spot a bit difficult to find. The site got its name from Dive Boat Captain Udilon “Oddie” who discovered it.
12. Deep La Laguna Reefs The Deep La Laguna Reefs area highlights a couple of reefs about a 3-minute boat ride from Sabang. Both reefs are deep, perfect for advanced, technical and trimix dives, with the west reaching 55meters / 182feet and the east dropping to 75meteres / 248feet getting to a sandy valley below.Abundant in these waters are Surgeonfish, Unicornfish and Fusiliers while occasional sightings of Sharks and Eaglefish have also been reported.
13. Dry Dock
14. La Laguna Point
15. Anton’s Wreck (St. Christopher)
16. M / V Alma Jane
17. Small to Big La Laguna
18. Sabang Wrecks
19. Sabang Point/Sabang Bay
20. Sabang Reef
21. Deep Monkey Beach
22. Monkey Beach
23. Monkey Wreck – Monkey Wreck was once home to the wooden hull of a large supply boat 24 meters long intentionally sunk back in the early 90s.What’s left at this point is the hull’s skeleton as through the years, parts have been moved by strong typhoons. The depth of the wreck at around 40 meters/ 132 feet makes it suitable only to advanced and technical divers. Inhabiting the wreck are Batfish Snappers, Sweetlips, Barramundi Cods, as well as Surgeonfish and small Tuna.
24. Ernie’s Cave
25. Wreck Point/Dungon Wall
26. West Escarceo
27. Hole in the Wall
28. The Atoll
29. Shark Caves
30. Joshua’s Wall
31. Fish Bowl
32. The Canyons
33. Horse Head Reef
34. The Steps = The Steps offers a multilevel dive through a chain of reefs, walls, and varying underwater forms with a depth range of 5 meters / 17 feet to 30 meters / 99 feet. Reached as part of the Kilima Drift dive, this area is exploding with marine life. Seen here are Batfish, Tuna, Surgeonfish, Eagle Rays, Triggerfish, Pufferfish, Boxfish and Porcupinefish in the middle of fields of Gorgonians, Basket Sponges and Mushroom Corals.
35. Kilima Drift
36. Turtle Rock
37. The Boulders
38. Sinandigan Wall
39. Jap Wreck
40. Verde Island Drop-Off
41. Black Fish Pinnacle
42. Verde Island Mini Canyons (or Washing Machine)
43. Chicken Feather Island Hot Spring
44. Chicken Feather Island East Side

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