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April 27th, 2012My Philippines Black Magic Story
July 9th, 2011Found this under my mango tree (see pic). A bottle with six scrolls inside. The scrolls were immersed in some kind of scented oil. This was found next to a mango that had a bite taken out of it!
Apparently we had 8 prison escapees in our area committing robberies. They stole GUNS! laptops, cash and jewelry. The police I believe nabbed two of them. One may have been handcuffed on one hand, but escaped. One was shot in the knees.
One of them was on my property and must have lost his black magic bottle. It is called an Orasion (spelling?). It is in Bisayan and possibly latin.
Freaked us out a bit. It is a prayer to protect one of the robbers from bullets! He must have dropped it when he was eating the mango! Police have a shoot to kill in place. Not sure if the owner who lost it was the one who got shot.
Since finding and opening and reading this 4 or 5 days ago I have:
1. Lost a 4 year client.
2. Was incurred a surprise $500 invoice
3. got in a fight (won if you measure by blood spilled)
I did not know I was not supposed to read it!
Philippines Black Magic Scrolls
“Good Cell Phone Numbers”
June 17th, 2011Is there a business in buying and reselling good cell phone numbers in the Philippines? Would you pay extra for a number ending in 000?
Globe Cell Phone Spam
February 21st, 2011Globe’s “Text <STOP ALL> to 2977 is such bull shit. Anyone have another solution to stop their texts (also Pizza Hut)?
Free Funny Cell Phone Ring Tones Download
February 5th, 2011
This great download includes:
1-900-Answering Machine Message
3 Different Rings
24 hours CTU mix – ringtone Nokia 6230i
Air alert NEW
AKindOfMagic NEW
Alarm1 NEW
Alarm2 NEW
American Soldiers
Annoying Ringtones Very Funny
Answering Machine – Scooby Doo
Answering Machines Messages – Phone Tap Warning
AnybodyThere NEW
Astrolab NEW
Attack ! NEW
Austin power’s You Ring My Bell Babby NEW
Baby hejsan svejsan det är bara jag NEW
Baby Laugh
Baby NEW
BadBarber NEW
BallaBaby NEW
Banana Phone
Baseball Choir Let´s Go Angels
Basil Fawlty Answer The Telephone
Beer Song
Beethoven´s 5th Pick Up
Billy Conelly
Borat Ringtone
Boss pick up
Bring me good news
Brown Bear In The Air (Jamba)
Cat Fight
Cat Meows
Cat Purring
Cell Ringing
Chicken Coop
Chiken Mix
Coca cola
Coldplay – Speed Of Sound
Cow and Chicken
Cow laughin
Crank – Chev’s Ringtone
Crazy Frog Speed (Remix)
Darth_Vader_Orgasm
Day-o
Del boy
Did You Miss Me
Dirty Harry Clint Eastwood
Disco Star!
Dog Growl
Donald Duck
Drunk Phone
Ear Hole
Elephant
Elvis Answering Machine Message
Elvis Presley – Answering Machine Message
Explosion Ringtone
Extreme Orgasm
Family Guy – answering machine
Fart Technotone 2
Farting Rocket
Ferd Flinstone
Ferrari Owner
Ferrari Vodafone Ringtones
Franchini Batista
Fucking_Ringtones (what a ringtone should sound like)
FUNNY TRUE RING TONES
George Costanza – George’s Answering Machine – Seinfeld
Ghetto Mama
Give Me Some Attention
God Jul
Godzilla Roar (Ringtone)
Gong
Group Mixer!
Gun shot
Happy Birthday Song
Hello
Hello!
Hey Sexy Man
Hey you pick me up ringtone
Hey Your Phone Is Ringing
Hey Your Phone is Ringing trow it or pick it up
HiHiiiii Hahaaaa
Hispanic
Homer
Homer Simpson – nacho man
Hot And Sticky
Hypnotic Realtone Well It Might Work
I Know A Tone That Will…
I´ve got a friend
I´ve Gotta Custom Ringtone
Im Popular Popular
Indian Answer The Phone
Indian crazy frog
Indian Outraged
Indian Phone Advisor
Indian Please Pick Up
Indiana Jones – Ringtone
Irritating
It´s Your Phone
Ive got a friend
Jamboree Ringtone
Jamster Ringtones – Pick Up The Phone
John Cleese-Fawlty Towers Answering Machine
Jurassic Park – T-Rex Roar
Just For Laffs
Kill Bill Nurse Whisle Ringtone
Kookaburra Bird
Let Me Out Ya Fone
Little Britain Ringtone
Lost Phone
Lost Phone Ringtone
Mad Answering Machine Message
Mad Cow
Madonna – Hung Up
Mafia
Marge Simpson
Matrix Battle Scene Ringtone
Message Coming
Message Now Coming!
Messagetone Austin Powers Phone
Mexican Hat
Micheal Caine Blows Your Head Of
Mission Impossible
Mix And……
Moaning
Modern Phone
Mosquito
Nagging Phone
Nee Daa Nee Nee Nee
Nosey Sod
Old_Phone
One Missed Call Ringtone
One missed call Ringtone High Quality
OrgasmNonStop_PCM_128
Osama Bin Laden Calling
Oy No Not You
Ozzy Answer The Fuckin’ Phone
Pack Of Wolves
Phone Poser
Pick Up The Phone
Pirates Of The Carribean – Main Theme
Porky Pig Swearing
Pot Smokers Answering Machine
Psycho Frog
Psycho Frog Beatbox
Psycho Frog Ring Ring
Pulp Fiction
Santas Phone Answer Message
Sex
Sexy you’ve got mail
Shut up
Silly Sal
Simpsons (Itchy & Scratchy)
Singing Indian!
Smoke on the water
SMS Arrived
Sonando Mi Telefono
Sounds Of Nature-Frogs,Birds, 101 Digital Sound Effects
Star Trek – Answering Machine Message
Star Trek – Captian Incoming Message
Star Wars – Chewbacca – Yell
Stop Messin About!
Storm, Thunder, Wind, And Rain
Stupid Ringtone
Super Mario Bross Ringtone
Superman Returns Oficial
Svara unge skywalker
Sweety And Fluffy – Little Birds Rock
Sweety The Chick (Real Tone)
The Simpsons – Homer Simpson Answering Machine
Theme – Pink Panther Ringtones
Tosser Detection System
Urgent Message
V8 Race Car Engine (Ringtone Version)
Wanker
Wat Up
Wazz Up…
Whoo Haa Haa
Wii Sports Theme – Ringtone
Yoda Laugh
Yoda message
Your Boyfriend Wants To Talk
